I've learned that brevity is a virtue. So this'll be short. Three rules. Secret to happiness:

1. First, nothing is except what you think is.
2. Nobody cares about anyone but themselves.
3. Never expect the best, never expect the worse. Just expect the middle road.

Okay, so I might contradict myself a bit at times. I probably ought to explain the above, but trust me, it's made me a much happier person. I'm always happy now. I realize some of it might sound depressing, pessimistic, etc. But that's not it at all. I probably ought to explain exactly how to this works, but then if I did that, I'd be revealing the secret. ;) Nah, just think about it some. If you still don't get it, ICQ me about it at ICQ#19638328, or email me.